Funny Yet Accurate

I seem to have hit an empass. Apparently, I am not capable of doing two things at once.

Now, I can rub my stomach and pat my head at the same time, but I can't work and blog at the same time. This does not bode well for my future presidental campaign, although I do suspect that Howard Dean's blog was kept by staff people. And W probably doesn't know what a blog is:

"Blog. I don't see no blog. Where's the swamp round here? We're in I-rack. It's a dee-sert. Right, Condi??"

Ok, so, I guess I can become president. But, I can't become anything else that requires doing two things at the same time (or even sort of, kind of, near one another in the same day.) Maybe this will not be the case, and I will just be a blogging machine. But I am afraid that is unlikely.

I will say that I am very happy in my new career. Working with quirky kids is a lot more charming than working with quirky adults with drug problems. And, I will have them when they are all "Just Say No!" on your ass. Nancy will be very proud of my classroom. Except for the left wing, peace activism campaign I plan to wage. Maybe she is anti-raisin, because we will definately be anti-raisin in my classroom.